FNZ

what to blog, what to blog, what to blog. 87 more days and i am out of this hell hole that they call korea. its not that bad a place i guess ( if you like lots of booze and handjobs under the table, but who wants that shit) there really hasn't been that much goin on since my last post (which was forever ago) lets run you through 1 of my typical days:

wake up
shower (odd days only)
call taxi to work
check e-mail
forward out all porn and jokes
surf web
run out of websites to look at cause of stupid fuckin smartfiltering
(it is now 8am)
get coffee
smoke
drink more coffee
smoke
check websites over again for updates( if you are the owner of www.josharieh.com www.dutchboyd.com or www.steelers.com i want you to know that there are not nearly enough updates. not that i can talk cause i suck at them too)
go to bathroom, if feeling squirly, rub 1 out
( now 9am )
eat the days 1st hot pocket ( and if you are the owner of the hot pocket company, i got 4 words for you: macaroni and cheese hotpockets)
eat the days 2nd hot pocket ( mmmmm how good would that mac and cheese 1 taste)
( now 10am)
think of ideas for this site ( never come up with any)
go to www.yikers.com and watch funny videos
(now 11am)
wooooohooooooo LUNCHTIME
get fatter
unbuckle belt a notch or 2
pretend to be in the bathroom crapping (actually napping)
wake up
(no, there is no mistake, i actually do no work whatsoever)


milton bradley called jeff kent a racist. that was hilarious. randy moss is high and terrell owens is the best thing to happen to sports since shawn bradley. see ya when i see ya

So I'm browsing around and I come across this website. I think it's time to step up and make a difference. As of right now, I wave at people. That's as far as it goes. Now it's time to give back to society. Time for these boys to have a friend that doesn't blur the lines of their heterosexualality. I'll keep you posted when I find one.
If writeaprisoner doesn't quite do it for you, or if they don't quite have the criminal you are looking for, here's some others I found:
http://www.prisonpenpals.com
http://www.penpals-n-prison.com
http://www.friendsbeyondthewall.com

I am at a crossroads... I don't know what is more impressive, this new broad on the internet Keyra (Click to watch video), or this kid who is a god at quarters. Both have obvious god given gifts. Both make people happy, one by way of intoxication, the other through a more hands on method. I just don't know which is more impressive.

SonofaBitch! I've realized now that I can only do too much from my couch before somethings gotta give. I'll set the scene. I'm multitasking like a mutha. I'm playing a 5 dollar sit n go on Pokerstars, chatting with a buddy from New Mexico on messenger, talking on the phone,playing a game of NCAA 2006 on PS2 (FYI, Madden is out tomorrow)and eating a humongous bowl of Ramen Noodles and hot sauce. Then my worlds come crashing down. I throw a pick on the game, lose to a suckout flush draw, and drop my phone into the ramen noodles. Let this be a lesson to you, Don't use the Ducks on NCAA football... you'll be 5 bucks light and without telephone communications.

I did my good deed for the day. Don't get used to it, cuz it don't happen too often. I had to go and cash a check at the BX cuz my ATM card doesn't work and the new one isn't here yet. So I go, cash a 200 dollar check and the lady at the counter gives me my money. I was heading straight from work to the casino by the way. Anyhoo, about an hour later the lady calls me on the phone and says that she cashed a check for me a little bit ago, and she thinks she might have shorted me. I said no kidding, and immediately asked her how much? Like a dumbshit, she says to me "well, my register is showing $100.00 over." I say, well let me look in my wallet, and sure enough all 200 is in there, so I politely say, "yep, would you look at that, I'm a hundred short, I'll be right over." I walk back in the place, and without saying anything to her, she hands me a hundred bucks. No how nice is that. I didn't want the poor girl to have her register come up a hundred bucks over, so I went out of my way, all the way back up to the BX to help her out. Goddamn I'm a nice guy. FYI, I lost 200 of mine plus the monopoly (bank error in your favor) money later that evening.