Fuzz and Zapper's Race to a Million

SonofaBitch! I've realized now that I can only do too much from my couch before somethings gotta give. I'll set the scene. I'm multitasking like a mutha. I'm playing a 5 dollar sit n go on Pokerstars, chatting with a buddy from New Mexico on messenger, talking on the phone,playing a game of NCAA 2006 on PS2 (FYI, Madden is out tomorrow)and eating a humongous bowl of Ramen Noodles and hot sauce. Then my worlds come crashing down. I throw a pick on the game, lose to a suckout flush draw, and drop my phone into the ramen noodles. Let this be a lesson to you, Don't use the Ducks on NCAA football... you'll be 5 bucks light and without telephone communications.