FNZ

This guy is the biggest Jerkoff cocksucker in the history of jerkoff cocksuckers. Granted it was in a $1.00 + .50 tourney, but still... what a jackoff. I played in two mtt's today. Went out 542 of 2100 in the 3.00, then played down to the 40's in the $1.00 when this happened (it didn't put me out, but crippled me). Still in the money (enough to buy a pack of smokes) but it almost cost me a laptop, cuz I almost chucked it across the room.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney9 handed)
Blinds - 1000/2000 ante 75
BB (t6320)

UTG (t107594)

UTG+1 (t85695)

MP1 (t24750)

MP2 (t75506)

MP3 (t8084)

CO (t147990)

Button (t21382)

Fuzz (t25390)



Preflop: Fuzz is SB with Jd, Jc.

6 folds, Button raises to t6000, Fuzz raises to t14000, 1 fold, Button calls t8000.



Flop: (t28700) Qd, Tc, 3c (2 players)

Fuzz bets t11290 (All-In), Button calls t7282 (All-In).



Turn: (t47272) As (2 players, 2 all-in)



River: (t47272) 6d (2 players, 2 all-in)



Final Pot: t47272




Fuzz has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks).

Button has Ad 4h (one pair, aces).

Outcome: Button wins t43264. Fuzz wins t4008.

Just finished up with a cash in a 5+.50 45 man SnG
Picked up 28 bucks for 4th. Went into the final table as chip leader, but lost a bit early on when I tripped 10's on the flop bet, got raised, pushed the rest of the short stack, he called and of course, drew out the straight a-10. Then when I was short stack, pushed with those piece of shit 10's again on the button.. Called by the big stacks j4, J on the turn no ten naturally... gg fuzz

Not a good start in the race to a million. Was playing pretty well in this one too for a while. 3500 after first break. Finally picked up KK, which I overplayed a bit, but I think I was influenced by Zapper a bit. He just won a biggun across the way with KK seconds before I picked em up, so I went with the kings must be bulletproof theory.... not so much. Here's the little dove that put me out.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed)

BB (t8150)

UTG (t3412)

UTG+1 (t6298)

MP1 (t5795)

MP2 (t4635)

MP3 (t4852)

Fuzz (t3205)

Button (t3877)

SB (t4008)



Preflop: Fuzz is CO with Kd, Kc.

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t150, MP1 calls t150, 2 folds, Fuzz raises to t750, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls t600, MP1 calls t600.



Flop: (t2475) 9s, 2h, 4s (3 players)

UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Fuzz bets t2455 (All-In), UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls t2455.



Turn: (t7385) 8s (2 players, 1 all-in)



River: (t7385) 4c (2 players, 1 all-in)



Final Pot: t7385



MP1 has Ks Qs (flush, king high).

Fuzz has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and fours).

Outcome: MP1 wins t7385.

needless to say, i did not hit the big 1 in this event. i managed to build myself up to 10,000 in chips before the first break. i got a little sloppy after this hand that might have put me over 20,000:

PokerStars Game #4689971034: Tournament #23113661, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em
No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/04/20 - 20:21:00 (ET)
Table '23113661 187' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: zapper1000 (10700 in chips)
Seat 2: bgator (775 in chips)
Seat 3: 7smith7 (6610 in chips)
Seat 4: K1ngk0ng (2525 in chips)
Seat 5: shift4ie (1585 in chips)
Seat 6: Lee_Wood (13291 in chips)
Seat 7: catjca (250 in chips)
Seat 8: IHateFolding (8485 in chips)
catjca: posts small blind 75
IHateFolding: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to zapper1000 [Qd Qh]Bush Doctor is connected
zapper1000 has timed out

right here is where a neighbor kid knocked on the door and i got up to answer it

zapper1000: folds
zapper1000 is sitting out
bgator: calls 150
7smith7: folds
K1ngk0ng: folds
shift4ie: folds
Lee_Wood: folds
catjca: folds
IHateFolding: checks
*** FLOP *** [4s Ts Qs]zapper1000 has returned

would have caught my trips here

IHateFolding: checks
bgator: bets 625 and is all-in
IHateFolding: calls 625
catjca said, "56 spd."
*** TURN *** [4s Ts Qs] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ts Qs 4h] [Qc]

would have caught my quads here

anyway, after this i got a little looser and wasn't really picking up too many hands anyways. i busted out about 20 out of the money. maybe i will get em next time. gotta keep this guy around for inspiration

For years Fuzz and Zapper have been playing cards. From the nickel dime quarter days, to the Germany and “the crew” era (shout out to Tommy boy, Nellie, Joe, Zeus, Nate, Snotnose Josh, and ErOk), to now ,where it has become a big part of their everyday life. Through all levels, there have been some big wins , some big losses and everything in between . But there has never been anything that can distinguish who is better between Fuzz and Zapper. it is clear that FNZ are the cream of the crop in the various groups that they play in, but who is better between the two ? Now we get the chance to see. They are starting a quest to see, with similar bankrolls and opportunity, who indeed is the better player. they will track online Multi-Table Tournaments and see who can win a 1000+ man tournament. Also they will see whose bankroll climbs the fastest. Plenty of trash talk, hand histories, bad beats (and bad play I’m sure) along the way should make this a fun blog to follow. Come along for the ride. Comments are welcome.