FNZ

This guy is the biggest Jerkoff cocksucker in the history of jerkoff cocksuckers. Granted it was in a $1.00 + .50 tourney, but still... what a jackoff. I played in two mtt's today. Went out 542 of 2100 in the 3.00, then played down to the 40's in the $1.00 when this happened (it didn't put me out, but crippled me). Still in the money (enough to buy a pack of smokes) but it almost cost me a laptop, cuz I almost chucked it across the room.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney9 handed)
Blinds - 1000/2000 ante 75
BB (t6320)

UTG (t107594)

UTG+1 (t85695)

MP1 (t24750)

MP2 (t75506)

MP3 (t8084)

CO (t147990)

Button (t21382)

Fuzz (t25390)



Preflop: Fuzz is SB with Jd, Jc.

6 folds, Button raises to t6000, Fuzz raises to t14000, 1 fold, Button calls t8000.



Flop: (t28700) Qd, Tc, 3c (2 players)

Fuzz bets t11290 (All-In), Button calls t7282 (All-In).



Turn: (t47272) As (2 players, 2 all-in)



River: (t47272) 6d (2 players, 2 all-in)



Final Pot: t47272




Fuzz has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks).

Button has Ad 4h (one pair, aces).

Outcome: Button wins t43264. Fuzz wins t4008.