Fuzz and Zapper's Race to a Million

what to blog, what to blog, what to blog. 87 more days and i am out of this hell hole that they call korea. its not that bad a place i guess ( if you like lots of booze and handjobs under the table, but who wants that shit) there really hasn't been that much goin on since my last post (which was forever ago) lets run you through 1 of my typical days:

wake up
shower (odd days only)
call taxi to work
check e-mail
forward out all porn and jokes
surf web
run out of websites to look at cause of stupid fuckin smartfiltering
(it is now 8am)
get coffee
smoke
drink more coffee
smoke
check websites over again for updates( if you are the owner of www.josharieh.com www.dutchboyd.com or www.steelers.com i want you to know that there are not nearly enough updates. not that i can talk cause i suck at them too)
go to bathroom, if feeling squirly, rub 1 out
( now 9am )
eat the days 1st hot pocket ( and if you are the owner of the hot pocket company, i got 4 words for you: macaroni and cheese hotpockets)
eat the days 2nd hot pocket ( mmmmm how good would that mac and cheese 1 taste)
( now 10am)
think of ideas for this site ( never come up with any)
go to www.yikers.com and watch funny videos
(now 11am)
wooooohooooooo LUNCHTIME
get fatter
unbuckle belt a notch or 2
pretend to be in the bathroom crapping (actually napping)
wake up
(no, there is no mistake, i actually do no work whatsoever)


milton bradley called jeff kent a racist. that was hilarious. randy moss is high and terrell owens is the best thing to happen to sports since shawn bradley. see ya when i see ya