Fuzz and Zapper's Race to a Million

Thank god I'm back from that hellhole. It was the worst deployment I've ever been a part of. It was good though, I got a chance to see some things that I'd never been exposed to before. For instance what a MEO case is all about. Apparently the word cunt is different than all others. You call a female co-worker a cunt and all hell breaks loose. You can get in trouble for saying that even if the accuser didn't hear you say it. Just the mention of the word cunt and everyone shivers like you have gone too far. Personally I like to use the word more now. I liked it before, I love it now. Also I learned that there are homosexuals out there in today's Armed forces. The policy needs to be revised to don't ask, don't tell, don't mention and don't even think the obvious. Sure enough, got in trouble for that too. I learned also that sending pornographic email on a government computer is a more serious offense than Driving under the influence. I received a harsher punishment for that than when I got into a high speed chase with cops at .22 BAC. What a crazy world. So all in all, good to be back. I lost some weight, a stripe, and 2 games of Madden while I was away, but I'm still here and kickin. Barely though, I only lasted about 2 hours at the bar on my return. I guess I stayed there longer, but anything after 2 hours is just heresay... DAMN YOU REDBULL AND VODKA!