Born and raised on the streets of Pittsburgh Pa. Zapper quickly learned that getting hurt is funny. He started his career in the USAF in 1998. While living in NJ, he met Fuzz and the two became quick friends. After becoming bigger than the Beatles with fuzzandzapper.com, Zapper and Fuzz moved to the greatest country on earth, KOREA. There they learned that the women and the liquor flow like wine. After impregnating at least 30 broads, Zapper then moved to Europe and settled in the quaint little area of Hooville in the Sembach area of Germany where he still resides. He also found a love interest during his stay here. She is a slut, and he knows it, but as long as Fuzz doesn't stick his dick in her anymore he is OK with everyone else taking a stab. Future plans for Zapper include not much of anything, and loungin around on the couch. Zapper claims to have the smallest dong known to man, although Perm would beg to differ. Anyways he will always be here for your viewing pleasure