Perm's Profile |
"Perm" |
Personal Information |
Name: |
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Position: |
Enforcer |
Nickname: |
Perm, Permie, Chode, Diggs, Reco, Permocydal, Cultural Campsey |
Age: |
23 |
Occupation: |
Fillin 'em up |
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About Perm |
Although he was born and bred right up the street from Zapper, they didn’t actually meet until they were both in the military due to Perm being grounded for most of his adolescence and his inability to leave his porch. He burst upon the scene in June of ’99 when he showed up in NJ and met up with Fuzz and Zapper, and has been fighting a neverending battle with sobriety since. He wasn’t accepted at first, but when he beat up the first of many women, Fuzz and Zapper knew they had stumbled upon greatness. Perm made a quick name for himself using his massive 44 inch pythons to club women and keep them in check. Perm set the early mark for slamhoggin’ with BX Nichole, a record he still holds today. After taking that sizable hit, Perm is quite choosy with his bedroom encounters. He rolled out to Korea with the rest of the gang and amazingly was the only man in the history of the military to not get laid during their entire tour, real girls or hookers. Perm was recently (self) diagnosed with Social Anxiety Disorder (SAD), which he holds accountable for his various sexual pitfalls. Perm is the enforcer of the crew for unknown reasons for it is well known that he only beats up women and his friends.
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Other Information |
Favorite Drink(s): |
Whatever it takes |
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Average Consumption: |
"More than Everybody Else" (bullshit) |
Favorite Brand of Beer: |
I.C. Lite |
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Dong Length: |
Humongous |
Likes: |
Beating up Woman and Friends, drinking to excess, Spending too much time at work, Jerking to the Spanish Channel, shopping network, or anything on T.V. that shows a female, doing stuff, stepping up to be that kids daddy |
Hates: |
Pedestal Bitches (that includes almost all women), his life, getting gangstered, when the cable goes out (can't jerk to imagination), the military |
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