Born the product of a crack whore mother and an alcoholic father, Nellie was born to be a loser. Nellie was separated from his less than admirable parental figures once the state of Nevada Children Services Division learned that Nellie had been traded straight across for a crack rock. Nellie relocated from Las Vegas and was dumped in a Morman extremest colony in the Mountains of Utah. There Nellie was raised by a “nice” mormon man, and his 8 wives and 49 kids (all boys) As a result Nellie never learned about the good things in life like Drugs, Booze, and women. This all changed as soon as Nellie Turned 18 and Joined the Air Force. He spent the first 2 years of his AF career being a good boy until he got orders to Germany and hooked up with the FNZ. There Fuzz began to teach Nellie all he knew about the wonders of booze, this helped Nellie quench a thirst he never knew how to satisfy (apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, huh?) Well after the drinking began all was over for Nellie all was over for his good boy antics. Unfortunatly Nellie still harbors some of his old mormon upbringing. For instance he still doesn’t know how to talk to women. He reacts much like Stan on South Park when the rare occasion that he is approached by a living, breathing female, it’s not uncommon for him to vomit on sight. He claims to have had sex before but I think we all know better than that.