George's Profile
George
"George"
Personal Information
Name:
Position: Local drunk and die-hard FuzzandZapper.com follower
Nickname: George, The Don, Don Mega
Age: 20
Occupation: The Don (One Day)
Contact Information
Email:
Phone: Unlisted
About George
Born in South Central Los Angeles, California. Once thought to be gay, due to his extreme and sick obsession with pop singer Mandy Moore, the don proved otherwise by earning a reputation as a Hustla. The Don used his street savvy and smarts to lose his flower, it only cost him 50 bucks. His reputation still follows him to this day, his mystery only exceeds his power (Zultan). He met Fuzz, Zapper and Perm while living in Spangdahlem, Germany. He is often seen getting far beyond shit faced at the Countdown pub in Speicher every weekend. Often he is ridiculed and misunderstood because of his funky fresh gyrations on the dance floor. A lot of people mistake these for epileptic attacks, but we know that George is just on another level. He is also the current record holder for cheeseburgers purchased in a single evening (61) and cup o' noodles eaten in one sitting (11).
Other Information
Favorite Drink(s): Anything with alcohol (151 has a minty taste to it.   Favorite Beer: Anything but Bitburger
Likes: Booze, Mama (the bartender), and letting fuzz hit him in the face when he’s drunk for absolutely no reason. Also enjoys wearing FuzzandZapper.com shirt at the pub and throwing up all over it every weekend. Excellent advertisement, George. We salute your drunk ass.   Hates: Bitches who bitch too much, when Fuzz and Zapper wake him up at the ass crack of dawn by banging his door down, when Fuzz and Zapper bang on his door when he’s knuckles deep.
Dong Length: One Day I'll be The DONG!      

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