Born in Eugene, OR Fuzz went through a rough and tumble childhood Fuzz was forced to join the military because of various credit problems (he once had his Geo Metro repossessed), and because he had an giant ogre of a man wanting to take his life because Fuzz banged his wife (it was a bet of Taco Bell for life, he had to do it). After landing in Jersey, Fuzz began the storied history with Zapper, Perm, Dies, and the rest of the crew. It wasn't long before he realized that the whole world needed exposure to Fuzz and Zapper, thus creating the enigma that is FuzzandZapper.com. After terrorizing New Jersey for a few years, it was time to pack the bags with the boys and they would end up in the greatest country on the planet, KOREA. There Fuzz continued to solidify his reputation as a man of many talents. He was a gardener, spreading his seed to anything that moved (even the deaf ones), a doctor (providing medicine to those in need at the bar), and really just an all around good person. Finally his travels landed him in Germany where he continues to reside today. Everything was going good until he was set up one night at the bar. Someone stole his Lexus, while he was passed out in the passenger seat, backed into a parked car, then embarked on a high speed chase with local authorities. Unable to maintain control at high speeds the unknown assailant sped off the road and into a tree destroying the car. Police soon came, only to find Fuzz. He was charged with the works, after trying everso politely to explain what had happened. His driving priveledges were revoked in Europe. That is just a little insight into the complex world that is Fuzz. As for fuzzandzapper.com, he's just happy to be part of it all.