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1. Close both eyes and see how far you can make it.
2. Try to make it the whole way using no hands, with a beer bottle hanging out of your mouth
3. Fall asleep
4. Laugh hysterically about the 3 cop cars chasing you
5. Sit backwards in the drivers seat and try to steer with your ass
6. Drive the whole way in reverse
7. Throw up on the floor. Not funny then, but hilarious the next day
8. Try pissing out your window, the higher the speed the better
9. Hold your breath and save all that good smell for the cops
10. See how many people you can fit in your car without seatbelts and drive onto your nearest military installation
11. Slug bug (Even more hilarious if you are the only one in the car)
12. Put the Spanish radio channel on blast and try to sing along
13. Play downhill slalom with the middle of the road markers
14. Throw empty beer bottles at road signs (driver side tosses must still be fired toward right side of the road signs and are worth double points)
15. Go thru a drive thru and order food ( not so much funny, we just know that you are hungry)
16. Stop the car and take off all your clothes and run thru the quad to the gymnasium
17. Put 20 cigarettes In your mouth, then stop and ask for directions
18. Piss your pants ( also fun to do sober )
19. Pick up a hooker, then take her home and introduce her to your wife
20. Try saying your alphabet backwards, this will probably come in handy in about 10 minutes
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