Briggety Brizown's Profile |
"Brown" |
Personal Information |
Name: |
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Position: |
"Whatever requires little or no work" |
Nickname: |
Briggety Brizown, Round Mound of Brizown, LRB (Little Round Brown) |
Age: |
21 (isn't he officer?) |
Occupation: |
Topless Bartender |
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About David |
Brown was born to a wealthy family in Norwalk Ohio where he feasted on filet mignon and double whoppers since birth. He was hospitalized at the age of 9 for a heart attack and severe obesity. He spent three days in the ICU before he was considered stable and transferred to another room. During the room switch there was a bit of a paperwork snafu and he fell victim to a freak hospital mistake in which he was sedated and underwent breast augmentation surgery. Due to Brown’s obesity, it was deemed too risky to reverse the surgery. Even to this day he has enormous man boobs. His family won a lawsuit which added to their family’s millions. As time went on, Brown grew accustomed to his two new additions and found he could make a lot of money working in a topless club. When Brown was 17, his father had squandered away his millions on hookers and cocaine and lost his business. The family was forced to move to a trailer, purchased at a police auction. As Brown approached the end of high school, we was running out of options. He opted to join the Air Force and left the summer of 04. He faced many challenges at basic training due to his large breasts. He pulled some strings and they finally allowed him to wear a training bra during his fitness test. Upon graduation, Brown was lucky enough to end up in Bellevue Nebraska at a lovely place called Offutt Air Force Base, or as the locals call it, Hades. There, he met up with Fuzz. Fuzz took him under his wing and house and started to show Brown the ropes of being part of the crew. Brown is still currently living in Nebraska and is enrolled in fuzz’s intense training program where he is making great strides.
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Other Information |
Favorite Drink(s): |
Red Bull & Vodka |
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Favorite Beer: |
They all taste equally as shitty (Must be the Boobs talking) |
Likes: |
Eating, sitting on the couch, tv, females, eating, undie time, eating |
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Hates: |
Hunger, not eating, the last bite, loose fitting clothing, underwire bras, hunger, the itching you get two days after shaving genitals, Air Force ‘Get Fit’ program, working out, moving more than six inches |
Average Consumption: |
Two sniffs, but I’m still in training |
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Dong Length: |
I haven’t seen it recently so I wouldn’t know |
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