Willard Kuns (real last name) was the last of 5 Kuns born into poverty in a barn somewhere in Iowa. Young Willard was fucked right from the start. After somehow completing high school (Kuns usually drop out). One night after drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels, he went for a tattoo and when he woke up was in a barbers chair in basic training. Shortly after arriving at Offutt AFB, NE, Willard and ”The Answer" , Charlie Dolk, made a name for themselves. They became local heroes when they ran into a burning building in the local community. After quenching the beast with a few extinguishers, they rushed upstairs and miraculously rescued an old lady and a fat chick that lived upstairs by dragging them out. To thank them for the job well done, the fat chick offered her services to Willard. That is where Willard’s infatuation with plump women started. A few months later Willard met up with Fuzz and was so impressed with the path of career destruction that Fuzz had chosen, he decided to earn his FNZ walk of fame star. Fuzz then took young Willard under his wing and taught him the ins and outs of many things, made him a protégé of sorts. From drinking to poker, Willard is well on his way to fame and fortune, or a bright future as a Wal-Mart Greeter with Fuzz.